Democracy would be a wonderful system - if it weren’t for the unreliability of the voters.
The wine industry would be in a brilliant state if only the people who drink the stuff were not so annoying
- They pronounce Riesling as RICE-Ling and imagine it’s all sweet
- They don’t know whether Albariño is a grape or a region
- They stick to a stupidly small range of grape varieties
- and voluntarily drink Prosecco and Pinot Grigio
- and red wine with 18 grams/litre of residual




